Funny Odd, Or Funny Ha Ha?

The kids are both really into knock, knock jokes right now. Given their age difference, it’s pretty much the only thing they have in common to talk about. Our various car rides and dinner conversations usually involve a seemingly never ending, yet always hilarious, retelling of the same three jokes. The first two are Asher’s creations and the last one is Amelia’s variation of the banana/orange joke (orange you glad I didn’t say banana?).

Here’s a little glimpse into my life with my comedic children.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig any watermelon, they’re all for sale.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Milk
Milk who?
Milk any cow you want.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana, knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana, knock knock.
Who’s there?
Clementine.
Clementine who?
Clementine ate banana.

Que the unbridled giggling of two children who find each other mutually hilarious.

8 Responses to Funny Odd, Or Funny Ha Ha?
  1. bywordofmouth
    September 26, 2011 | 2:58 pm

    LOL, just had one here …
    Knock Knock
    Who is there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    oh, please don't cry …
    🙂

  2. bywordofmouth
    September 26, 2011 | 2:58 pm

    LOL, just had one here …
    Knock Knock
    Who is there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    oh, please don't cry …
    🙂

  3. Miss Marina Star
    September 26, 2011 | 3:49 pm

    Yep, that's another favorite in our home. I posted the made up ones because they are just so bad that they're actually funny!

  4. Miss Marina Star
    September 26, 2011 | 3:49 pm

    Yep, that's another favorite in our home. I posted the made up ones because they are just so bad that they're actually funny!

  5. Jessica
    September 27, 2011 | 12:40 am

    My favorite was the first one. That made me giggle. I read this one today in the comments of a blog:

    Knock Knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts. 

  6. Jessica
    September 27, 2011 | 12:40 am

    My favorite was the first one. That made me giggle. I read this one today in the comments of a blog:

    Knock Knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts. 

  7. Miss Marina Star
    September 28, 2011 | 8:48 am

    That's a good one; one I hadn't heard before. I will definitely share it with the kids who will love it, I'm sure.

    Thanks for visiting!

  8. Miss Marina Star
    September 28, 2011 | 8:48 am

    That's a good one; one I hadn't heard before. I will definitely share it with the kids who will love it, I'm sure.

    Thanks for visiting!