Category Archives: WTF

Tramp Stamp

When you’re sweet little girl looks at you like this…  And asks for this… You give in. Then you swear you’ll never tell anyone about it. But you post it on your blog anyway…because OMG it’s hilarious! It’s Wednesday, so you know I’m linking up with iPPP!

My Broken Heart Blog

I woke up to a sad realization yesterday. After over a year of wonderful service, my blog has broken and I am unable to fix it. Mostly because I am too crazy busy with my life to spend any extra time diddling around ongoogle and taking night classes on code. Unfortunately, my knowledge of”all things…

Fall to Pieces

I’m about to post something embarrassing. While some of you might be thinking, this won’t be the first time, just try to pretend that it is. It is definitely the first time I’ve posted something THIS embarrassing (to me). As well as the first time I’ve broached this particular subject. (Read: validation is necessary) I’m…

Funny Odd, Or Funny Ha Ha?

The kids are both really into knock, knock jokes right now. Given their age difference, it’s pretty much the only thing they have in common to talk about. Our various car rides and dinner conversations usually involve a seemingly never ending, yet always hilarious, retelling of the same three jokes. The first two are Asher’s…

That New Car Smell

We’re looking for a new car. Sort of. Not really. But kind of. I’m the one that started the conversation/search. I think driving our 1994 Isuzu Trooper (which I have nicknamed “shitbox”) is getting to me. Plus, there are some things that need to be done to it that Elijah isn’t too keen on doing….

The Week of Living Dangerously

(image) I realize that I should probably write a nice little recap of last week’s trip but…I. Just. Can’t. It really was too much. Let me just say that the procedure (when we finally got her in to do it) went well. All my (Southwest) flights arrived safely, on time – and I didn’t have…

She’s Gonna Break Soon

I’m feeling “less than.” That’s a common feeling for me these days. And I can’t help but wonder what the hell is wrong with me anyway? Maybe it’s because I don’t know exactly what I’m expecting this blog to be. I’m not sure what to focus on. Me? The kids? Our home? I’m an avid…